What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:23

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

So they tried

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Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

Next, they tried...

Does red light therapy do anything inside the body, other than just the skin that receives the light? Are there any obscure health benefits?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What are the key trends in AI search platforms?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

Minds and Behinds

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Then came..

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

How do people break a narcissist man's ego?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

share office space ...

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Nuts and Butts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I’m a man. Why do I always fantasize about men’s cock? I don’t want a relationship with the man, I just want to suck his cock.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No go.

Do happily married husbands cheat?

Everyone loved it.

Loons and Moons

Just Forget it!

Do all rocket engines emit harmful gases into the atmosphere during launch?

Still no good

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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